You know what I need? I need the sheriff to do lots of case-solving with Derek and to get his life saved by Derek multiple times, and then I want the sheriff to set Derek up with Stiles because he realizes just how great a guy Derek is, and didn’t Stiles have that thing for Derek, a couple…
This. Except from Stiles point of view he doesn’t realise that his dad is trying to match Derek up with Stiles.
He just sees his dad asking Derek over for dinner all the time and talking about what a great guy Derek is and how much he likes him and how much he helps with his investigations. And Stiles always thought his dad was completely straight, but now he’s starting to suspect he’s bi, like Stiles. Cue Stiles freaking out to Scott about how Derek Hale is dating his father and is going to be Stiles’ step-dad. And how completely unfair it is that he’s going to have a step-dad that he has a boner for.
And then when Derek tries to talk to Stiles to finally make a move on him and Stiles is convinced it’s going to be the “I’m dating your father” talk and Stiles is like no, nuh-uh, NOPE!
Somebody please write this. I love a good miscommunication fic.